Aaron decorated this room with the objects he made when he invented wooden chewing gum and then blew a big bubble and these furnitures came out of the bubble which was so big it covered his nose then popped and out came these tables!
Aaron made this poster, and all the chairs in it. He did it on a day when he was feeling like making things orderly. First Aaron made a poster with nice orderly chairs in it and then Aaron made all the chairs in the whole world like these chairs. It was magic.
Aaron told me that I would like downtown Ottawa. I said no way. He said yeah it’s fun. I said does it have everything I could want there? He said it has more. I said does it have stores for my dog Boosh? He said all the stores in Ottawa are named after your dog Boosh. And then Aaron took a call on his iPhone and I couldnt hear what he was saying because he was whispering. I went to downtown Ottawa. It was true - the whole city was named for my dog after that.
I haven’t seen Aaron in weeks, so I’m not sure how he made this outline of himself in the snow outside my mansion. I think Aaron sent a letter to my house and when I took it out of the mailbox Aaron’s soul jumped into the snow. It made an outline. You can see Aaron’s tattoos in it.
My boo’s in London. He’s a director. Here’s him with Chi Chi.
(This isn’t Aaron, but they know each other.)
