February 2010
59 posts
January 2010
53 posts
The Olsen twins aren’t chowing down anywhere, so... →
What color were dinosaurs? Well, at least one of... →
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30 Rock, Season 3. Best episode yet?
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oh that's interesting. is this snub the reason we... →
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i'm thinking of buying a juicer
Gerard: what am i? Which Juicer magazine?
me: orange you?
Gerard: what am I, which juicer and mixer magazine.com?
me: i dunno i thought you had APPLEnty of thoughts on juicers last we spoke
Gerard: beetroot to yourself, sarah
and buy a juicer you can afford on your celery
okale?
me: fine. i thought you carrot-ed which one i got.
Gerard: it's quite rad. in fact id say it's radish
me: that was corny
lettuce agree about that
Gerard: i romaine to be impressed
KARIN ZUPPIGER IS THE BEST DAY!
karin zuppiger is: the-best-day. she is a good day! karin zuppiger is-the-best day: the day we celebrate karin (and MLK) day. yay!
from karin's (other) blog, the photos below.
it’s here.
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and there's also karin's good blog, LIGHT LUNCH AT... →
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my mom sent me the washington posts new words...
1. sedouched: (v) when you accidentally get seduced by a douchebag
2. fook: (v) when someone you don’t really like repeatedly harasses you on facebook, they are fooking you.
3. Pregzlauer Berg (n): a more descriptive name for Prenzlauer Berg, an area in Berlin renowned for its obscenely high baby count
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on a double bill with poochinski: walt disney's... →
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salvation army syndrome
is when you’ve been picking through garbage looking for gems for so long that you lose your sense of what a good find is. it’s all cheap, but you still wasted your money if you get home to realize that you’ve bought the ugliest, ill-fittingest sweater on the planet. and it smells a little, too.
i get nervous about moving because i think i’ll screw up and get such intense...
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Many in Washington wondered why the director of... →
vanity fair's: heiress vs. heiress →
i never write, "ah, drinking -- the master past...
For certain Hindu philosophers, tranquillity is the master emotion, the one that underlies all others—it has been so fascinating to me that it was the subject of my Ph.D. thesis at Harvard.
(i’m reading this weird little essay about whether dogs can love.)
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sexy little bitch
me: what're you up to tonight?
Gerard: eating, working, entertaining the idea you're inviting yourself round
me: ha
i wasnt really
Gerard: and masturbating into a xmas ham
me: you ALWAYS do that
Gerard: i know. it's a year round tradition for me
and the ham
sexy little bitch
me: love's blind i guess
blind and full of cum
and all two-toed
and showing you its ass
Gerard: now you've ruined it with your coarse language
and imagery
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